Why am I in love with so many homosexual men?

Zac Efron. Tim Gunn. The weird guy from New Zealand's Next Top Model who is slowly growing on me. I'm NOT A LESBIAN MADDS but meybe I'm a gay man...I could handle that, i suppose. but I don't really want to have a penis. I think they would get in the way of my everyday existence. OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG! sorry. I should not listen to my iPOD while blogging. note to self. i will get distracted. anyway, on the penis front. It's quite dangly. and I have big feet, so mine would probably be quite large...isn't that how it works? How do guys do that???? Have a penis i mean. doesn't gravity put a lot of pressure on it? Isn't it always like pulling downwards? Sounds awfully uncomfortable...thank god I'm not a guy. Maybe I could just dress up like a gay man without actually having to have one of those...that sounds like a plan. Halloween costume sorted. Excellent.