indulging my inner nerd

I will disregard the fact that this is my fourth blog in two days, as I just viewed 92 PICTURES FROM FILMING OF HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!! and it made me sad. Once this movie is finished, so too will be the era of J.K. Rowling, and all that she has done for childrens literature. and I shall cry.

On another note, Selena Gomez is going out with Taylor Lautner. That's it, bitch. I'm switching to Team Miley. This, I just cannot handle.

Lovely Discovery's in Blogland

As a new member of Blogger, I am slowly unravelling it's mysteries and secrets, and have been making my way around the site, discovering lovely people and places as I go. In particular, I adore for me, for you, which you can find at http://forme-foryou.com/. It gorgeous, and I particularly love author Kate for introducing me to the new Michael Cera movie, which I am thinking I will go and see with Madds, as it definitely seems like a Madds movie, and we share a mutual love for all things Michael Cera, namely Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. So anyway, the movie 'Paper Hearts' seems that it will be so cute that I shall just explode. Heres the trailer:



Yes! I figured out how to get a video on here!!! I'm getting better at this! First photos, now video. What's next? Maybe I could add music and animation...then again, maybe not. Bit tacky, no? Maybe a new layout. I think i could handle that. Google search time!!!

Anyway, I'm in a very unfunny mood right now, after a disastrous day of school attendance and bike crashes. I think I will upload pictures of the damage to my hands, for your viewing (or should that be ewwwing) pleasure. But I would blog anyway, because I adore it. However, I cannot recall exactly what I presumed to blog about, so I bid you adieu.

placental mammals starting with A.

Did you know that an aardvark is not a vegetable? I got it confused with that vegetable thats big and green and spiky and starts with A. What's it called? People eat the heart of it. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i shall google vegetables and it will give me list. i love google. today the google logo was written in MORSE CODE!!!!! sooooo exciting.

ARTICHOKE!!!!!!! THATS`WHAT IT'S CALLED!!!!!!! THANKYOU WIKIPEDIA'S LIST OF VEGETABLES. I've never had an artichoke. Can you buy them at the supermarket? I've never seen them. Fran and I are going to take an artichoke to madd's tea party and eat it's heart muahahahahaha.

Speaking of wikipedia and aardvarks, here i a picture of one. worlds freakiest creature, do you concur?
slightly, but barely freakier than the armadillo, which is the placental mammal mentioned in the title. and pictured below:

So, anyway, today I seem to be obsessed with the letter A don't I? Am unsure why this is, but I am awfully glad my parents decided not to call me Alexandra as the letter A seems to be associated with many freaky things such as aardvarks, armadillos and artichokes, and I am glad I do not have that in common with those nasty things. In fact, I currently so despise the letter A and things beginning with that letter I may just stop using it. That could be entertaining...so, in conclusion, here is an artichoke:

License to Kill

LOCK UP YOUR CHILDREN!!! for I am 15 and legally licensed to run you down with a motor vehicle! well, maybe not run you down. but the car part is true. yup, thats right. Thanks to my poor little country's crazy driving laws, all i had to do was scratch a few multichoice answers and I can hoon around the streets of christchurch and do as I please...as long as I have a fully licensed driver in the passenger seat.

SCREW SUSAN BOYLE! I WANT THESE GUYS TO WIN BRITAINS GOT TALENT!
bother. I don't have enough skills or patience to add the video here. just follow the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg

toodle pip

ah the feet...of a GOD!

MADDS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, HAVE A TEA PARTY!!! i shall bring scones, oui? and we shall attempt to speak in french, because it would make it posher. or maybe just english accents, because I am bad at French. Unless you want to have a conversation in French about what I eat for breakfast and what time I go to bed, because I can do that with my eyes closed. That would be a scintillating conversation, no?

I GOT A NEW SKIRT!!! and when I twirl around it goes all poofy and skirty and I get a lovely breeze around my privates, and I feel very healthy and in touch with nature etc etc etc. Like a buddhist. except I don't think Buddhism is about wind on your vajayjay. but anyways. I'm getting crude and boring and ranty, and it's just not good enough now, is it? My english teacher would be disappointed in me. Right, sophie. think of something you want to say and say it. but I can't. so that concludes this blog. Thank you, and goodnight.

Why am I in love with so many homosexual men?

Zac Efron. Tim Gunn. The weird guy from New Zealand's Next Top Model who is slowly growing on me. I'm NOT A LESBIAN MADDS but meybe I'm a gay man...I could handle that, i suppose. but I don't really want to have a penis. I think they would get in the way of my everyday existence. OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SONG! sorry. I should not listen to my iPOD while blogging. note to self. i will get distracted. anyway, on the penis front. It's quite dangly. and I have big feet, so mine would probably be quite large...isn't that how it works? How do guys do that???? Have a penis i mean. doesn't gravity put a lot of pressure on it? Isn't it always like pulling downwards? Sounds awfully uncomfortable...thank god I'm not a guy. Maybe I could just dress up like a gay man without actually having to have one of those...that sounds like a plan. Halloween costume sorted. Excellent.